Click on the thumbnail image to see the design; click on the text to buy the item. Simple. If you want tot go to the main store, it's here. Be aware that e-shirt's order page resizes the images to the point where they look kind of funky. That's what this page is for; you can see what the images will actually look like (minus the watermarks). If you want to take a picture with your Squid Ninja stuff, send it to me and I'll post it on this page (you can obscure your face or something if you want).

Shirtly Ninja-- Wear this shirt and have the Squid Ninja cover you as you enter a room. Sure, he's only milimeters ahead of you, but for a Ninja that's enough. Comes with the words "Squid Ninja" written in Japanese on the front, and the web address on the back.

Shush Ninja-- Ever get stuck talking to some moron who doesn't know when to shut up? Now you can have Ikago tell them what you're too polite to say. Comes with a helping of sass and the web address on the back.

Bib Ninja-- Originally meant to go on a bib or a "onesie," but it seems to fit on just about anything, so you can buy it on just about anything in the store. Let your Ninja, and the rest of the world, know where your heart belongs.

Bib Squid-- Hey, don't leave your squid hangin', baby. Give him some sugar with this bib/shirt/whatever you want to buy it on. Squids need love, too.

My Boss Is...-- Our take on that adorable, not-at-all-corny phrase you see everywhere nowadays. Let 'em know who you work for; join the Silverman team today!

Hyashirt-- It's a shirt with Hyacinth on it. She's balancing a squid upside-down on her index finger. I thought it was cute. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Spix It Up-- Spix on a shirt. I doubt he's going to finish that drink; what to you think? Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Jolly Rogered-- Let those pirates know where you stand. Needs no other words. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Wink Ninja-- Ikago winking. Yup. Got the inspiration for this one when I realized that you can buy stuff from E-shirt on women's underwear; thought it'd be funny on underwear. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Ride A Ninja-- Like you really want to go home with a guy who wears boots to a bar anyway. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Turtle & Ninja-- Not much of a contest here; maybe that's not the turtle he was looking for. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

NathShirt-- Say it like it's one word, then say it five times fast. Come on, do it. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Squid Shirt-- A shirt with a squid on it; where else are you going to find one? Needs no other words. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell.

Idiot Quota-- Wear this to a party and let the guy you're talking to know where he stands in your estimation of the general population's intelligence. Web address on the back. Available on just about everything they sell; another especially funny one to see on women's underwear.

Stole Your Wallet-- This would be a great one to wear to a party, the bar, or the mall; anywhere that's crowded. Watch people read it and then check their purses or back pockets. Web address on the back. Available on most of the shirts that they sell.

Squid Crossing-- Can you believe that "Ninja Crossing" was already taken? Of course you can. You probably already have that one. Well, here's the next obvious choice. Remember to look both ways. Web address on the back, and available on just about everything they sell.

Circle Ninja-- Basic logo fare, available on a hat or a coffee cup. Wake up with the Squid Ninja or have him on your head all day.

Mouse Ninja-- When your friends come over and use your computer, they'll see this mousepad and be all like, "What's this say?" And you'll go, "It says 'Squid Ninja.' Can't you read Japanese?" Then they'll say, "No."

(This one does look a little different from the actual design, because the Internet doesn't display enough colors to do the spotlight effect justice.)